I think car manufacturers should put the window switches on the front passenger's seat side, not on the driver's seat side. Because most of the time it is the lady who is sitting on the passenger's seat and she is the one who decides almost everything, including the closed and open windows.
Friends are the best in our life. You can call them when you need them. You can count on them when you are in trouble. You don't have any legal binding to them. You can end the whole friendship anytime and they are the first ones you stop calling when you are busy.
Due to recent heat wave in the area, local government officials announced yesterday that no breakup is permitted during next week and all breakups done during the last week are considered annulled! Restaurant managers will also be responsible for the breakups taken place in their restaurants. Apparently there has been many reports on people getting crazy because of hot weather and breaking up!
Government speaker also advised people to use more water to avoid dehydration and its terrible consequences.
I read this quote from Neils Bohr ,
Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future.
The trouble with idiots is, they're too idiotic to see their own idiocity.Jakob Arjoni
from the book "Idiots"
"What is the reason that we are kind to some people? If I tell you that you're kind to me because you fear loosing me as a friend, do you start defending yourself or you take it as a complement? I mean, is it wrong to be kind to people because we fear loosing them?"
She said that and continued eating her salad ...
Dear Papa,The letter was sent to Einstein from his older son Hans Albert (known as Adu) at 1915, when Einstein was working on his General Theory of Relativity. His younger son Eduard was known as Tete. For more details on Einstein and his personal life crisis at that time refer to www.time.com
Imagine, Tete can already multiply and divide, and I am doing geometetry (geometry) as Tete says. Mama assigns me problems; we have a little booklet; I could do the same with you then as well. But why haven't you written us anything lately? I just think: "At Easter you're going to be here and we'll have a Papa again."
Yours, Adu!
You can take the man out of the rough neighborhood, but you can't take the rough neighborhood out of the manThierry Henry
Commenting on Zidane's headbutt
during the World Cup final match
A friend of mine has met a very beautiful girl recently. Apparently, they have talked and agreed to be friends from August 4th. I am very happy for them. There are some rumors that they may call each other meantime but both parties have denied it officially.
Have you seen people in stadiums taking pictures? I always wonder what they think by leaving the camera flash on. Do they really think that the flash will light up the whole stadium? The point is that most of them are using "Point and Shot" digital cameras. These cameras automatically change ISO (which controls digital camera sensitivity to light) and aperture ( which controls the amount of light that reaches the camera) settings and make the shutter speed faster. So if your flash can not brighten up the scene, you will get a dark photo. That's why when you take a picture during a cloudy day and leave your flasher on, your photo looks like a photo taken during the night.
Yesterday, my fortune in Orkut was:
" You and your wife will be happy in your life together. "
I am dying to tell her this fabulous news. Does any body know her by any chance?
Roozonline.com is one of the news sites that rarely put a reference for its news. Suddenly today, they have this big reference thing there under the Germany - Italy news. I am wondering who may need a reference for it. I mean is there really some one who may doubt the fact that Germany received two goals during the last two minutes and wants to check the whole thing up on fifaworldcup.com?
Today I asked for a non-trimethylxanthine Cappuccino and the waiter looked me in the eye as if I was asking him to lunch Discovery shuttle. I was just asking for a decaf Cappuccino.
By the way, did you know that caffeine is basically an addictive drug and stimulate your brain the same way that heroin and cocaine do? So, watch out my friend, you may want your coffee decaf for a while.
Same thing can happen to Iran:
