If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.

-Woody Allen

Bus, Train

The guy says to me "these people are going to die instantly" ... Well, everybody dies instantly. This is the only way you can die.

-Steven Wright

Land of the blind

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.

گویند که بخواب تا که به خوابش بینی
یا مولا دلُم تنگ اومده، شیشه دلُم آی خدا زیر سنگ اومده

Idiocity

Idiocy has no limits and you are a living evidence.

M. Hekmat

Metro stop experiment

Will one of the nation's greatest musicians be noticed in a D.C. Metro stop during rush hour? Violinist Joshua Bell experimented for Gene Weingarten's Sunday Magazine story in The Washington Post. After 43 minutes he earned $32.17, which would be almost $40 per hour. Three days before he appeared at the Metro station, Bell had filled the house at Boston's stately Symphony Hall, where merely pretty good seats went for $100.

Watch it below and notice Stacy Furukawa who arrived near the end position herself 10 feet away and remained planted in that spot until the end.



Read the complete story here at Washingtonpost.com

Whatever ...

When you're asking too many people to give you a piece of advice, usually you don't seek for an advice but a confirmation for what you have in mind.